Category: general

  • i order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension

    I have learned that there’s a movie version of Doom coming out! Here’s a link to good version of the trailer: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/doomqt.html I would like to organize a ‘guys night out’ to see this movie. Most wives or girlfriends will have no interest in seeing it. It would be perfect to see with friends, especially…

  • you told me to go back to the beginning and so I have

    My first computer (though it wasn’t really mine) was a Radio Shack TRS-80 Model I, which my dad got in 1978, when I was 8 years old. It had a whopping 4K of RAM when we first got it. By the time we were done with it, my dad had that system fully tricked out.…

  • SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 P330 E620 T6

    Without asking Google, how many of you can tell me what any of the parameters in today’s blog title mean? If you’re at all familiar with it, you’ll be able to get at least three. I remembered five of them, myself. If you know all seven, you are a true old-school god. These days you…

  • through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds … fire, walk with me

    I got some pictures of the fire up on Twin Peaks on September 5th, 2005:

  • boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew

    As anyone who has been camping for more than a night or two can attest, keeping your food supplies refrigerated long-term is not very easy. Ice cubes are effective, but after a few days you end up with your food swimming in a large amount of dirty water. Reusable ice packs of the sort used…

  • cinema exam answers

    Here are the answers to the movie quiz. I have also placed them in the gallery. 01 – o brother where art thou 02 – pirates of the carribean 03 – pump up the volume 04 – kill bill volume 1 05 – pretty in pink 06 – kate & leopold 07 – the breakfast…

  • more half blood prince speculation

    I had a thought about Ollivander.

  • the mighty oak

    I received a short email from 1&1’s complaint department today. Thank you for your email. I just had a look into the matter. I am honestly not 100% sure as to why the invoice in question was raised in the first place. I just cancelled the invoice and told our billing people to clear the…

  • acorn update

    I called 1&1’s billing department. There was nothing the representative on the phone could do, but he did suggest I write to their complaints department. I have done so, directing them to this site for the story.

  • there’s a peck with an acorn pointed at me

    I own a number of Internet domains, which is not news to anyone who knows me. It is my exclusive right to brag about the following domains: elyograg.org, elyograg.com, elyograg.net, elyograg.info, atory.org, itory.org, lowerlights.com, and lowerlights.info. There are also a number of other people’s domains that my server handles. My wife has khimera.org. I handle…

  • Hogwarts, A Future History

    If you haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books, in particular book six (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince), you may wish to skip this entry.

  • a rolling stone gathers no moss

    Kathy and I have just finished watching the third season of Alias on DVD. We rented the first two seasons, and when it became clear that every Blockbuster in the area was only carrying the first three discs of season three and none of the Hollywood Video stores were carrying it, we went and bought…

  • but the creature is inside out … and it exploded

    Today is the day we celebrate our Independence Day. I haven’t been very excited about the holiday for the last few years, but when I was a kid, I *loved* July 4th. I’m a pyromaniac at heart. My parents always found some way to get us close to a fireworks show, usually the one at…

  • “you” is a very fluid concept right now

    Last night Kathy shaved my head. The first time I ever did this, I was at the annual Dave & Dave (Morgan and Wilson) New Years Eve party in 1999, getting quite soused. Kathy happened to be at the same party, but dating wasn’t something we were even thinking about. DeeDee (a friend of mine…

  • back, or I will slay thee with my medulla oblongata!

    I have been gathering a huge sleep debt lately. A combination of very long and strange hours at work combined with doing what I can to take care of my family is adding up. Monday morning, I was at work at 3:00 AM for a huge network change. We had a four hour window –…

  • happy father’s day! let’s go to the fabric store!

    Because of some massive changes at work, I will be spending a lot of late nights and weekends at work for the rest of this month, and working a lot of extra hours in July as well. I was at work this morning, and have to be at work tomorrow as well. On Saturday afternoon,…

  • mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer

    On my way home, I have to make a couple of left turns. I sometimes find that the green arrow does not turn on, so I have to wait for all the oncoming traffic. During rush hour this often lasts for the entire duration of the signal. The underlying problem is that most of the…

  • words like thither, mischance, felicity

    On my way to work this morning, in my car without a functional radio, I was thinking about interesting words in the English language – specifically “pride” and its cousin “proud.” To quote Ron Stoppable, it’s a cornucopia of disturbing concepts. Pride has two major meanings that I’m concerned about … one has characteristics that…

  • is this thing on?

    Just a quick question … who all is reading this thing? Sound off by leaving a comment. Be sure to let me know in some way who you are, especially if I don’t already know you. I’d also like to know if you are using an RSS reader to watch for new articles or if…

  • with your bad knee ed, you shouldn’t throw anybody

    Today Kathy and I installed sprinkler pipe for the lawn in the back yard. We are sunburned in many spots and sore all over. Kathy’s feet are even sunburned where they showed through her sandals. Yesterday Kathy did a fair amount of work as well, installing most of the valves for the drip system. I…