Traffic was pretty bad this morning, and I kept getting blinded by other cars lights, which prompted me into an amusing colorful thought. I should apologize in advance to anyone that might get offended by this, especially my mother!

How many mechanics would be able to hold a straight face if a woman were to come in and say that she needed her headlights re-aimed? It would get worse if she were to then go on and try and describe it any further. “This one is pointing a little left, and that one’s going almost straight up.”

And, although I have no evidence for or against, I’m sure Rule 34 applies to this thought.